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Obeid Zakani A l occasion du festival du theatre en exil nous avons eu droit a des joke d Obeid Zakani.En quelque sorte le coluche des alentours du XIIeme siecle arrow http //peyman.free.fr/mp3s/obeid-zakani-3.mp3 arrow http //peyman.free.fr/mp3s/obeid-zakani-2.mp3 arrow http //peyman.free.fr/mp3s/obeid-zakani-1.mp3Veuillez m excuser de la qualite mais ca s entend quand meme pfff
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americano-iranien A Persian grandma just came from Iran and wanted to become a citizen in the United States. She took her grandson with her to take her citizenship exam. The immigration officer told the Persian woman that he had to ask her 4 simple questions about America and if she answers them correctly, she would become a citizen.She Said, "Ok, but I no speak English, I bringing my grandson."The man said, "Ok, so he will translate.Now for your first question...1) What is the capital of America?The Iranian woman s grandson told her, "Man koja raftam da nechga ?""Vashangton!!", said the grandma.That was correct, now for question number 2...2) When is Independence Day for America?The Grandson Said, "Newman Marcoos key hara j da reh?""July Fourt!!", the grandma said.Correct, now for question number 3...3) Who ran for President this year but lost?The grandson told his grandmother, "Oon Martikeh keh ba dokhtareh choma aroosi kard, keh doosech nada rin, koja bereh?"She Said, "Too goooor!!!"Wow, wonderful job, now for your final question...4) Who is the President of the United States now?The grandson translated, "Har vaqt pesaret gooz mideh, az tchi na ra hat michi?""Boooosh!!", grandma answered.She is a US citizen now....
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gougouri ,magouri zaman jang arteché gharibé yé dehi ra tasarof mikoné ,sarbaz ha hameyé zanha ra jam mikonan va behechoon migan do ta rah darin har ki mikhad bemiré begé MAGOURI har ki mikhad behech tajavoz konim bé gé GOUGOURI.az dokhtar hayé javoon chorou mikonan hamé migan magouri MIRESAN bé yé piré zan MIGAN TO CHI MIKHAHI? migé nané INGHADAR GOUGOURIM KONIN TA MAGOURI BECHAM!!!!!! D
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Peyman est.... Je tape "peyman prénom" dans google et voilà le premier résultat arrow http //www.google.fr/search?hl=fr&q=peyman+pr%C3%A9nom&meta=[img a7522ecc36]http //www.peyman.org/images/peyman-impuissant-14-09-2006.jpg[/img a7522ecc36]et là je me demande qui a vendu la mêche doute doute doute
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Be zani migand ... Be zani migand "khanom ta hala maashin hol dadid?"Zané miged "na, ama yé bar to maashin hol shodam dadam".
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Ghazvini rouzi yek ghazvini khodech ro be zahmat be istgahe ghotbe jonoub resand va az danechmandane moghim ounjah porsid bebachchin aghayoun... chenidam choma injah yek sourakh dar ouzoune peyda kardin, lotfan be manam nechounech bedin va bi zahmat mano be in ouzoune djan moarefi konid.
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Pour mazyar bis Madame et Monsieur ERATI on un fils comment l ont ils appelé???...........MazMAZ erati zen (pour les connaisseurs de voiture).Désolé on m a sorti la blague recemment.
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Attention c'est pleins de gros mots iraniens....... je trop rigolé, mais ame sensible s abstenirhttp //youtube.com/watch?v=caYcoinpekY&mode=related&search=
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Ca c est du sport et ca c est de la peche... quel enfoiré ce POP, il balance sur les autres c post foireux. mdr!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mollah nasredin yek rouz mollah nasredin kharech ro tou djangal gom mikone. mogheye gachtan be dombale an yek gourekhar peyda mikone va be an migouyad "ey kalak lebasse varzechi pouchidi ke nachnasamet.yek chab mollah nasredin dar koucheh joloye khaneach dachteh migachteh, yeki behech migeh mollah dombale chi migardimollah goft "bomble angochtaramrahgozar goft "hallah koja gomech kardi?"mollah goft "dakhele otagham"rahgozar goft "akhe tchera inja migardi?"mollah goft "tchon inja rochantare"
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Rashti rashtieh miresseehh khoonash va zanesho lokht mibineh roo kanapé.barmigarde va behesh mige "aaaahouuuuuuu zann chera ba lebasse karet hanooz neshastii"!!!!!!!!!!!!a
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1 rashtio 1 tork 1 rashtio 1 tork too mashinan daran miran.1 khanoomeh kharab mibinan va rashtieh migeh "vayyssa beram beporsam chandeh"mireho barmigarde va be torke migeh velkon 20 000 toman mikhad khodam miram 2000 toman 1 kado baraye zanam migiramo bad tartibesho midam.torkeh bad migeh "vayssa man beporsam" .. mire barmigardeho be rashtieh migeh "manam fekr konam ke bade to 200 toman kado mikharam baraye zanet!!!!!!!!"!!!!!
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